Kind of old news, but still funny:
Mom: I hope it's not flooded at our house.
Me: I could call Kate and ask...
Me: Is it flooded there?
Kate: Uh, no?
Me: Is it flooded at my house?
Kate: How would I know?
Me: You could go look.
Kate: Yes, Amanda, I went to your house and everything was flooded. In fact, a sewage pipe broke right over your bed.
Mom: So why isn't she over there bailing it out? She should put on the Commodore Hat
and stake it out in a rowboat.
Kate: Uh, I decline because of the sewage.
Interesting note: I did not tell my mother my new hat was a Commodore Hat
. She says you can tell just by looking at it, but... Whatever, it is, in fact, my Commodore Hat
, so it doesn't matter how she knows this,
...Have I told the story of the Commodore Hat
? Well, ( here it is all in one place )
Loser Uncle's arrival is iminent. I am not looking forward to this, because it's going to become VERY LOUD very shortly. Especially with two babies. >:( At least maybe we can be tired and cut out early? If only.
I just read an essay on why McG is evil
. It wasn't even a particularly *good* essay. Thankfully there was a rebuttal
. But still... I'm sure you *could* come up with halfway convincing reasons she's evil, but all of it would be conjecture. It'd just be so... cheezy. stupid. pointless. moronic. etc. McG is, in fact, the most awesome character period. Even if she was evil, I wouldn't think her any less awesome. Therefore, I don't think anyone who's arguments are "she's boring" and "she's dumb" has a leg to stand on.
Got past my writer's block a little today to write a post (albiet a v. short one) for my brother. Aha I think he hates the Academy.
As well he should
. I'm trying to think of the best way to get out of this. I have two fics and a post I want to work on, but I just end up staring at the screen. BAH HUMBUG.
Ahaha, meme time (Stolen from lkwreader
): Grab 21 random people from your F-List (or that you know, if you don't have that many LJ users friended), without looking at the questions below. Then answer the questions. (NOTE: This list was first pared down to people I know fairly well, then by who is most likely to read LJ or who I think it might be funny to answer a question about. So, no hard feelings.)
21. twinofmunin( Questions )
Okay, so, they just arrived, and my parents have been reduced to nonsensical speech in falsetto.
My aunt is from Canada. It's in the way she says "house."
EDIT: There is a block party nearby, and so far it sounds like a band camp dance. I would go, if, you know, I liked band camp dances.
EDIT2: Courtesy of Yeff:
What did the capacitor say to the resistor who failed to pay his rent?
I'm a-farad you've lost your ohm.
EDIT3: I know, I know, I'm a loser.How did I meet you? Please tell me.
I don't need answers from (alphabetically by f-list) airunicorn, amazonstorm, amyga87, aquachic2000, genuinesmile29, gilenaki, icknay, jgrafton, khawk05, komikitty, laszlow, lkwreader, marshmellin, poufchica05, rapierwit713, raven7421, razcyeknomylgu, redrangergo, rhapsodicmelody, saetherion, samrh, seti_girl, shinosaisei, thatgirlilove, thespeedofdark, and thewilcoboy. This is not because these people are any more or less important to me, my memory is just very... strange... it what stays and what goes. And if you are on this list, feel free to answer anyway. I might be wrong about how I think I met you ^^;
EDIT4: Did you know Furuba only have two chapters left? DID YOU KNOW THE ENDING IS ( spoiler )